What the Hell is the Deal With Onlooker Delay? »
First off, don't answer that. I know what it is. It's a bunch of morons who have suddenly decided that they can't drive because of something that is happening on the road. That's isn't what I'm after here.
What I really want to know is why can't they just say that? I mean come on now. You say onlooker delay and it sounds pretty. Like maybe there are some ducks walking by the road and everyone has slowed down a little bit to watch them waddle their cute, feather-covered butts by as they drive by. But we all know that isn't the case.
It's a bunch of idiots who either are hoping to catch a glimpse of some blood or just can't stand to think that they might be missing something, so they have to grind things to a halt on the off chance that they might miss something. And three seconds after they get past, they won't even remember. That's just stupid.
