Martin Luther King Day »
Here in Charlotte, the holiday is only cause for a furor over the fact that we don't have a street named after the late civil rights leader. Councilman James Mitchell, who most times looks like he has just been woken from a deep sleep, is apparently losing said sleep over this fact. The reason being that Charlotte, the backward metropolis that we are, is not one of 730-odd other locations throughout the country that have some form of street named for MLK.
